[ic] Totty's TFLN
May. 13th, 2018 02:15 am
01) Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it. 【・ヘ・】
02) Oh, you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife! Tearing families apart since 2011.
03) Why are you in my phone under "the last survivor?"
04) Does Dane Cook know it's not 2004 and that he's no longer relevant?
05) He said he got laid, but you and I both know he was too high to leave his house.
06) Making a drinking game out of Jeopardy does not mean you studied...
07) I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
08) Why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like that's a bad thing?
09) It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
10) [text him!]
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